I have a sister and her name is Kezia.
She is incredibly hilarious and i L O V E her sooo much.
She comes up with the most bizzare things/sayings, and believe it or not, i document some of it
...and i know her friend Chantelle does the same! lol
I've decided to dedicate this post to her,because she means soooo much to me
and she inspires me every single day.
...
Some Kezia Sayings:
"Can somebody please tell me what happened to Shane Ward. This business can be so heartless sometimes"
(*Starts to sing Breathless out of TUNE!!!*)
*Shirley is testing Kezia's IQ online*
Me: Question 5, How many sides does an octagon have?
Kezia: erm...6??
Me: *laughs*
Kezia: WHHAAT?
Me: Do you even know what an octagon is??
Kezia: Yes, ofcourse. It's a Pentagon (*Smiles proudly*)
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kezia: erm...6??
Me: *laughs*
Kezia: WHHAAT?
Me: Do you even know what an octagon is??
Kezia: Yes, ofcourse. It's a Pentagon (*Smiles proudly*)
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Kezia buys a large bottle of LUCOZADE, and consumes it in a minute*
Mum: Kezia isn't there a bit tooo much sugar in those things?
Kezia: (*looks at packaging*) No mummy, there's no sugar there's glucose!
"Do you know that there are sharks in Cornwall?" 06-june-09
I have to go find the notebook with the rest, i will be updating this as I go!!!
xoxo,
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